Shirts that are so wordy, you'll

sit by the fireplace and carefully ponder the very nature of your being, your consciousness, and your personal relation to these extremely wordy and highly verbose tees. These fine and wordy shirts have dozens and dozens of premium words written specifically to deliver to you the finest, most word-dense experience of your entire life. It's as if you had asked your most loquacious friend to spin a yarn and wrote down every word they said, with a little room for embellishment of course. Which actually reminds me of a really funny story I had heard once about the most wordy shirt of all time.

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