Excessively Wordy Christmas Brother Shirt

If you're looking at this shirt, I'm guessing you are a brother or have a brother and are interested in purchasing this extremely wordy shirt for your brother or have been given this insanely wordy shirt by your brother. How lucky are you!

This amazingly wordy shirt has 31 entire words on it, not even counting the two tags. Wow! How do they all fit??

This is our very first collaboration with the fine folks over at Super Specific Shirts! But c'mon, if you looked at this shirt would you call it "super specific" shirt? No, you'd notice all of those dang words and say that it was a crazy wordy son of a gun.